Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out

i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it

by prosex123 September 9, 2023

Sex

Sex is a way you can have babies or just a baby. Or just Impregnate a woman. Who has a fuckin' huban-

I just wanna ask, why r u shearching up sex. Do u need a person to have sex with. be honest. Pls.

by , I'm dead! ^^ November 15, 2021

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 12, 2015

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024

Not Sex

Is when you have light sex and never get to your finished out come and not satisfied with end result.

Friend one - I wish Valentine day was cancelled everyone tried of having not sex on a date or hanging out.

by Smoothie8girl February 18, 2025

Sex

Pleasuring

sex is pleasuring

by Rave Quinn November 9, 2021