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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.
Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|
by CMBD_MD May 28, 2024
mugGet the Man Ballsmug.

ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!
1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
by The master trimmer May 30, 2017
mugGet the ball hedgemug.

Ball

A term for someone who you are intimate with.
Yeah, that’s my ball. We’ve been talking for two weeks .
by Shay Sutherland June 15, 2025
mugGet the Ballmug.

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