touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

Rid'l me dis

Explain a complex issue

Rid'l me dis in detail.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025