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Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
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Cock

Huge tasty long piece of meat no one rejects a cock especially not a black one they are the tastiest
He’s got a cock
by Cocked up June 3, 2024
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Cock

A huge piece of meat no one can resist it’s so tasty and inserts into you the black ones are the best
He’s got a cock
by Cocked up June 3, 2024
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Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress
*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
by ViperUrban June 6, 2024
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I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.
I have a huge cock.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024
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Horse cock

Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
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