by chronchie June 22, 2024
Get the Premarital sexmug. by Aceys_corner April 27, 2024
Get the pookie sexmug. by sussybakasussybadussy June 23, 2023
Get the barney sexmug. when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
Get the plant sexmug. A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Chicago White Sox by a middle aged Japanese male news announcer on NHK about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for couple years.
This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so expect for the Blue Sex (Sydney Blue Sox), Black Sex (Black Sox Scandal), and many more!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
Get the White Sexmug. This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
Get the Sex on Legs Daymug. sex is the best thing ever
“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
by bigboisex69 September 12, 2022
Get the sexmug.