Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025

tetera syndrome

the tetera syndrome describes the situation in which the victim isn't able to shut the fuck up. they make weird noises which sound like a tea kettle (= spanish - tetera)

"Oh? What is that noise?" "Don't worry, it's just Selina. She recently got the tetera syndrome. She's in her quirky-silly-goofy mood. Give her ten minutes and she will be quiet(er) again."

by tetera April 20, 2022

Sad cat syndrome

A syndrome that cause people to communicate with sad cat memes anf stickers.

Did you see the sticker he sent, I think he has sad cat syndrome!

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

Bambi Syndrome

Bambi Syndrome is a syndrome commonly used to describe people with uncontrollable rage and the fact that they always break things for no reason at all.

"Man, I feel like that guy over there has Bambi Syndrome, he breaks shit alot and he has severe anger issues"
"Yeah man fr..."

by TheMan,,, December 18, 2023

old hag syndrome

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one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

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one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

trump nicotine syndrome

Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.

I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018

ice syndrome

The act of giving a blow job with crushed ice making the dick cold and then having sexual intercourse.

When she went to the freezer, i knew i was ready for the ice syndrome.

by Jackomacher March 6, 2018