Broke Nigga Warrior Syndrome

A term for when a person who is unemployed and takes pride in it with a bullshit excuse.

John-why don’t you have a job Sam
Sam- oh I just wanna claim the unemployment

John-sounds like you have a case of broke nigga warrior syndrome Sam.
Sam- How do I fix this?
John- get a job nigger

by m0nkfunk April 15, 2025

raynods syndrome

A condition in which some areas of the body feel numb and cool in certain circumstances. It is also more likely for women to have it than men.

I have raynods syndrome and it makes my fingers and (mostly) my toes to turn purple or blue. It also make them numb.

by the tall smurf July 12, 2015

Ryan stubbs syndrome

only 1 known case.
causes you to be incredibly dumb

ryan stubbs syndrome

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

prominent dick syndrome

Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.

Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.

by thebusiness April 16, 2014

downherps syndrome

A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.

Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

tetera syndrome

the tetera syndrome describes the situation in which the victim isn't able to shut the fuck up. they make weird noises which sound like a tea kettle (= spanish - tetera)

"Oh? What is that noise?" "Don't worry, it's just Selina. She recently got the tetera syndrome. She's in her quirky-silly-goofy mood. Give her ten minutes and she will be quiet(er) again."

by tetera April 20, 2022

Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020