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Sex

You know what it is you pathetic 12 year old thinking it’s funny to look up sex. Go do your spelling homework you dumb little child.
Retarded 12 year old: Heh heh lets look up sex’s definition I bet that be funny
Retarded 12 year old’s just as retarded friend: Yeah it would be funny
by ASDFFDSA12344321 May 3, 2021
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Sex Vision

The feeling of being horny and seeing women as more attractive.
Dude, her titties looking way fatter than usual. think my sex vision is acting up.
by bigtittygothmilf_ April 6, 2021
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sex story

you're horny so here!
maria was a 19-year old virgin with a boyfriend named thomas. maria wanted to have sex with thomas, but wanted it to be special. she waited for their 5 month anniversary and invited him to her house. her parents were out of town so it was the perfect oppurtunity. thomas knocked on the door and maria answered in pink lingerie.

thomas: w-what's this?
maria: dont talk, just sex
maria closed the door and lead him over to the bed. she slipped her one-piece off and threw it to the side. she carefully unzipped his zipper while he took his shirt off. she slid down to his 8-inch monster cock and started sucking. he moaned loudly and touched her breasts. he threw her on the bed and he got her in the 69-position. he licked her clitoris and she let out and ear-piercing shriek. "oh thats so good thomas do it again do it again" after many minutes of sucking they switched to missionary. thomas stuck his dick into maria and thrusted in and out. she rubbed her clitoris as he thrusted in and out. she had and orgasam and her eyes rolled back into her head. they switched to cowgirl and thomas cummed inside her tight pussy. they went had 4 more orgasams combined and then went to sleep and had more hot sex the next morning.

now maria has a great sex story to tell her friends
by you'rewelcome69storymaker February 3, 2024
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Sex

When a man sticks his big 15 inch schlong in your ass until it rips through it and penetrates your titties
Man: I really want t o have sex right now
Woman: I do not wanna die!
Man: I was talking to that woman trying to comit suicide
Woman: Oh
Womansex: Yeah, time to die
by BiggFatNigga69 June 23, 2021
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Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.
Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was
by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023
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After Sex Fever

The feeling of dissatisfaction after having a good round of the "wack wack" that leads to hostile temper and bloodthirst
Damn, I guess that Bitch got the case of the After Sex Fever
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX January 23, 2021
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Germ sex

Germ sex is having sex when there’s corona
by Aidan their September 4, 2020
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