My sweetheart darling angel manal

My darling angel is the kindest and sweetest soul you'll ever meet. She's the type of friend that will always be there no matter what, even is you haven't spoken in a long time she'll be there like you guys were never apart. She's got her struggles but she always comes back stronger. She was put in my life when I needed her most, I love you so much I don't know where I'd be without you. You've helped me in more ways than I could imagine, I pray the best for you ameen.

"MY SWEETHEART DARLING ANGEL MANAL IS THE BEST THING I COULD ASK FOR!" we all say in unison.

by Aleegum May 18, 2025

double-kill angle

a situation where 4 people just so happen to be in a room together

tension arises when two of the people

want to kill the other two people?
...and then get away with it.
rip
double kil
ez game

ez game for babies

this is a term i just came up with so bear with me on this one...

"oh so yeah you were talking about that "double-kill angle" that happened in elec. last time".
up for interpetation on that one

index
elec = electrical room

by Korzail June 10, 2025

double-kill angle

a situation where 4 people just so happen to be in a room together

tension arises when two of the people

want to kill the other two people?
...and then get away with it.
rip
double kil
ez game

ez game for babies

this is a term i just came up with so bear with me on this one...

"oh so yeah you were talking about that "double-kill angle" that happened in elec. last time".
up for interpetation on that one

index
elec = electrical room

by Korzail June 10, 2025

Lips of an Angel

An overplayed buttrock song by Hinder. Also the theme song for dudes who beat their wives and go to church.

Cummin fru-hum da whips of an annngulll!
The lips of an Angel.

by Autistic Anonymous June 16, 2025

Touched by an angel

A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.

Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.

by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.

Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

by Daniel A 6969 December 1, 2025