Want a cookie?

A sarcastic way of dismissing someone who arrogantly seeks praise/validation for an unwarranted and insufficient task.

Entitled Douche: AYO! I Did that for you! YOU'RE WELCOME!

Me: Want a cookie?

Entitled Douche: Yeah. U Got any?

by Dosso90 July 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Most Wanted

Switch places with evil doppelgänger

Ernest Goes to Jail is a movie with a Most Wanted plot.

by Maddief February 23, 2022

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024