walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

walking under a ladder

if you do this, then get ready to be the witness of a car accident

"Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder." -Donut County

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 3, 2021

Walking W

Wngelo Wajkunovic is a walking W

Person1: He never takes L's
Person2: He's just like Wngelo Wajkunovic, he's a Walking W

by Wngelo Wajkunovic April 4, 2023

Snow walking

Walking on top of a crusted layer of snow without falling through

As the boys struggled though the knee deep snow, they were amazed at their friends snow walking ability as he walked over the snow with ease.

by Perfect_Storm January 26, 2009

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011

sped walking

Sped walking, also known as Racewalking, is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. Stride length is reduced, so to achieve competitive speeds, racewalkers must attain cadence rates comparable to those achieved by Olympic 400-metre runners—and they must do so for hours at a time since the Olympic events are the 20 kilometre race walk and 50-kilometre (31 mi) race walk. The term sped walk is often confused for "speed walk' which isn't even a word.

Did you see how fast Sally was sped walking today?? It was amazing!

by spedwalkerjay October 11, 2012

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016