Vagina Badger

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.

Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!

by Esundell June 9, 2009

vagina-puppet

A male who allows himself to be controlled by a female. Said individual will sacrifice all reason, dignity, and self-respect in order to satisfy his vaginal overlord.

Since meeting Angeline Jolie, Brad Pitt has become a real vagina-puppet.

by Brill Mare February 7, 2007

Vagina Brine

The sweet, sweet nectar milked from a plump vagina. The characteristically salty dew is often milked from a tasty looking snoot snout into a gravy boat.

Typically, at this point you would bathe your tasty, tasty meat chunks in the brine in order to maximise the vulva sensation and whiten teeth.

Not to be confused with pickled coupons.

Noun:
"I can't believe Maurice Miller said my Vagina Brine was bitter and bland, he knows for a fact that my juice is the spiciest and most succulent in all the fire station!"

"The man with Vagina Brine in his moustache has some very nice trousers, I wonder if he'd trade them for my pointy axe that is brown?" Asked Jenny Cuntingham.

My penis feels very soft after soaking in your Vagina Brine.

by Gary Berghoff! March 30, 2009

Vaginal Precipitation

(noun)The nectar of a vagina in any form;the reaction from a stimulated vagina.

"Liz is coming over!I predict an 80% chance of vaginal precipitation."

by Semen Flower August 11, 2009

Vaginal mullet

A females pubic hair that is trimmed short in the front, but is left long on the labia. This gives it the appearence of a conventional mullet.

"Damn, Becky's business in the front and party in the back!"
"Dude, that is because she has a vaginal mullet!"

by the original KOA June 29, 2006

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

by damndiver January 21, 2010