Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

shi-turn

When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options

Who's shi-turn is next?

by Cartmanshaout November 1, 2021

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

Turn on a nickel

When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.

“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”

by James Norman May 18, 2024

Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

Turning 19 in Poland

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.

Person 1: OMG her outfit is so cute.
Person 2: It’s so fye. She’s turning 19 in Poland.

by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025

Subtly turned into

An inconspicuous way of saying that you had an epiphany and now realize that your significant other has become so attractive, cool, funny, etc., to you, that they have evolved to near celebrity crush levels. This is comparable to stating that they are a "Unicorn." This also implies that you have known this individual for a long enough period of time to fall in love or believe you could fall in love with this person. Unicorn CelebrityCrush LoveCelebrity Epiphany Bae

Dave : Dude I was just talking to Summer yesterday she Subtly turned into Taylor Swift on me. She's been my girl next door since like.. 6th grade!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!

by Classic_Mannn02 October 11, 2015