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Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
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Cholla clown

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.
Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.
by TachiMark April 10, 2008
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Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
Gave that ho a clown face!
by Jake May 21, 2004
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Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies
Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH
by Pantano Empire August 1, 2022
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Clown Bad

A term describing someone with an unhealthy case of coulrophilia
Matt: I need to get some clussy right now!

Chase: You're so clown bad
by GrilldToazt June 29, 2022
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Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.
by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023
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Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010
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