Pit Diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by alp2713 December 16, 2017

stink pit rally

Farting in a dugout before receiving anal, to help your team win.

The royals need to win. Let's start a stink pit rally!

by Mfn_Kelz August 12, 2017

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

MASTER's pit

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole

Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore

by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017

Pits

A place in Taupo New Zealand, where the “cool” kids like to take their utes and mean as whips with their underage girls in the back to hang out. Typically, vaping, mdma, smoking cones, eating maccas and statutory rape are undertaken here.

Let’s go hang out at pits

Wanna go to pits tonight?

by Yeah_the_boys September 3, 2019

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012