Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy
I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.
by YouTuber”jaystation” August 24, 2023
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brandon hallahan

A specimen who likes to break the ice with a classic line of "WASSSSUPP." He is a man who thinks quite highly of himself, so high that he believes he is the hottest piece of ass in the room. He is what we call a "dumbass"
Brandon Hallahan:
"WASSSSUPP"
Everyone else:
"STFU Brandon, ol ugly ass boi"
by Wolfman02 September 01, 2020
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brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia
I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer
by Real BS April 11, 2023
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The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.
“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!
by eggmastered May 03, 2022
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brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.
“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”
by eggmastered May 02, 2022
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brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!
by baby_joker September 26, 2017
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