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Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’
Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.
by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022
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Cleaning the gene pool

When a lady of leasure, a hooker, goes to a dentist to get her teeth cleaned she has many semen specimens in her mouth so she goes to the dentist monthly to clean the gene pool
That lady went to the dentist again for cleaning the gene pool out her teeth
by Qlesbo April 6, 2025
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Kitty Pooled

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.
Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!
by anonymous1314799 April 2, 2024
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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Lybian pool party

Armed militiamen celebrating the occupation of an embassy by jumping into the pool there from the roof.
Or any foreign policy fiasco like that, really.
We better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Lybian pool party over there!
by Eternal Wisdom July 14, 2018
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