The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
by beanercamina July 4, 2021
Get the Carmack's Lawmug. A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.
Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"
*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*
"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*
"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023
Get the Sylveon's lawmug. by Kablam74 December 15, 2016
Get the Vanderhye's Lawmug. The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.
A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.
They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.
Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"
The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.
They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.
Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"
The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
Get the Loser in-lawmug. 3D is not perfect and still a bit of a gimmick but life is 3D and the law of stars says that ultimately " virtual reality" (games, movies, work stations...) will be 3D and include all the full other senses. Star Wars had R2D2's Princess Leia projection or the Holodeck from Star Trek.
by Serac January 25, 2011
Get the The Law of Starsmug. When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.
PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 4, 2021
Get the Mariano Lawmug. When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
by sapphicat February 20, 2021
Get the mudkip's lawmug.