Getting Duck

The act of Drinking until your ducked

"yo man are getting fucked yet?"
"nah, I'm getting ducked"

by lolperson1234 October 2, 2011

Duck beak

A duck so smart it can't be just a duck, but rather, a duck beak

Hey you see him? Yeah..duck beak..I heard his iq is higher than Einstein

by Gelytin March 6, 2023

Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018

Ducking Lot

Playing duck duck goose in a parking lot

Example:
*hits blunt*
Bro 1: bro imagine playing duck duck goose in a parking lot
Bro 2: let’s call it a ducking lot bro
Bro 1: you’re a fucking genius bro
Bro 2: not as smart as you tho bro
Bro 1: Bro...

by yoyomario February 25, 2019

duck toe

To profanely gesture with ones middle toe. Generally thought to be more offensive than the same gesture with the middle finger.

I was angry enough to remove my sock and give her the duck toe!

by Duck toe March 16, 2019

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019