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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.
1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"
by engineergoby April 3, 2017
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biscuit race

When a group of guys jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it
Hey chad wanna have a biscuit race ?
by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019
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Lunar Biscuit

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019
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Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits
What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter
by En70 November 28, 2015
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Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.
Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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biscuit dough

What you throw at greedy Millionaires and Billionaires.
Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.
by Turbin Mike October 11, 2020
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