first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

AP

King of Owls

Her AP

by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021

AP Lang and Slang

The act of a student or a group of students purposefully using modern slang to anger the teacher.

In rebellion of the excessive amount of work we got, I would AP lang and slang with my friends.

by Naren.Y December 26, 2024

Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.

“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”

by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019

AP Physics Man

Typically the sexiest men to ever exist

“Have you seen that attractive AP Physics man?”

by STEM woman August 31, 2023