Period

fucking hell. HELL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID ASS 10 YEAR OLD YOU DONT WANT TO GET THIS!!!!!!!!! LISTEN. TO. YOUR. FUTURE. SELF!!!!!!! YOURE BLEEDING OUT IF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. FOR 3-9 DAYS. DO YOU WANT THAT??? FOR AROUND 45-55 YEARS???? HUH??????

y/n 1:”…AH SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER”
y/n 2:”wtf is wrong with you”
y/n 1:”it’s day 2 of my period”
y/n 2:”..EVERYONE PREPARE FOR DEATH”

by give me vagina November 25, 2022

Period Apology

That moment when you apologize for your period or period symptoms – even though you sure as heck shouldn’t.

Your period is a natural part of you, so let’s ditch the Period Apology, shall we?

by #NoApologiesPeriod June 8, 2021

space period

when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.

space period: what .

space question mark: wdym ?

space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !

by slay inc. October 3, 2022

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Manstraul period

When a male is all moody once a month, male version of menstraul period

Oh man Cody is on his manstraul period today, he hasn't stopped complaining and crying.

by Jruby33 April 20, 2018

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

Man period

When your man is being cranky, childish and mad for no apparent reason.

Hey are you on your man period because your cranky

by Man period July 14, 2020