by Wrzkace May 30, 2018
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Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”
Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
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by Fievel Vertowitz June 3, 2018
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Get the Summer mug.Summer R. Will sometimes go by the name Lily but does get tired of correcting people so she'll just let them call her summer! She's supper close with her sister and cousin and has best friends for life! If you get a chance to meet a Summer R. Then your lucky and should keep her in your life, but be warned if you rub her the wrong way she'll drop you like a fly no hesitation cuase she doesn't need fake friends and other people to drag her down from her fullest potential. Most likely shell want to be a vetanarian but with her personality she could do anything! You'll definitely love a Summer R.if you meet one!
Person 1: Have you met that girl Summer R. Yet?
Person 2: no but I want to! I heard her personality is amazing
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Person 2: no but I want to! I heard her personality is amazing
Person 1: she is!! I think she goes by Lily though.
by Madalyn (a.k.a Edwards) June 21, 2019
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by Amazing sassy bitch💃 June 24, 2019
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Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch
by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019
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