by Cashier23 February 22, 2020
Get the School relationshipmug. I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
Get the Relationshipmug. When you and your partner live near each other but have such conflicting schedules it requires careful planning of calls and visits similar to a long distance relationship.
My boyfriend is about to work evenings and weekends, we’re gonna be asynchronous through the end of April.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
I’m a bartender and my girlfriend is a teacher. We are in an asynchronous relationship.
by ayab0t March 11, 2025
Get the Asynchronous relationshipmug. normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020
Get the in relationshipmug. A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.
Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
by DerSille November 14, 2021
Get the F- Relationshipmug. A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023
Get the Rubik's cube relationshipmug. .
relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.mug.