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type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.
Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.
by Caliberr February 10, 2014
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Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
by Chris is fag July 23, 2019
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NDR (Non DNA Retardation)

NDR (Non DNA Retardation) is a term used to identify a "disease" of the thinking brain typically associated with millenials. It is a slowing of the development of the mental, emotional and social body of the human species when raised by helicopter parents, lawnmower parents or snowplow parents who raise their children with entitlement, lack of resilience, lack of executive function and a diluted or deranged sense of reality.
A newly graduated architecture student walked into his first job and when asked what he expected as his starting salary, responded with a delusional answer of "$200,000." This is a prime example of NDR (Non DNA Retardation), when someone is totally out of touch with reality.
A girl grew up sheltered all her life with her parents coddling her by accommodating her weird food phobias, one of them being her dislike for sauce. When she grew up and went off to college, the girl dropped out because all the food in the cafeteria had sauce. Her condition is known as NDR (Non DNA Retardation) because she cannot adapt to new environments.
by Petra Pavlov September 4, 2019
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Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus
Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard
by I had sex :) December 16, 2020
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retard chariot

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!
by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008
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Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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