Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
Get the Painting the Shaftmug. John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.
by qaptoR July 30, 2021
Get the wolf paintingmug. When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
Get the Emergency Paint Jobmug. To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.
Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!
by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025
Get the Roman Paint Jobmug. a term used by magician's to hide something in plain sight so it blends in or to make something invisible socially
by im the ded man May 28, 2023
Get the hiding it by painting it redmug. 
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
Get the Painting the tigermug.