Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

brick and a half

when someone is not just taking a brick, but a brick and a half to complete a task; and extreme length of time; a group of 5 v c00l people who slay

00f tori! you are taking a brick and a half!!
or
gang gang brick and a half in the house!!

by buttbutt22 January 25, 2018

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

half a crate

Half a crate is a covering term used for ordering half a kilo of cocaine basically.

Yo i need that half a crate
Yo g how much you gettin that half a crate fo?
Im goin through that half a crate money

by MyManGoinOnSikx July 03, 2017

half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

by Ofbaby October 09, 2017

Jit and a half

When you want to call someone a jit, but even that doesn't do them justice.

"Did you hear Henry got caught in the shower with his brother again? He is one Jit and a half."

by Ben Swanson29 April 08, 2023

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017