big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Ole Chirpy

A name given to a woman's vagina, often used in the state of Texas. It is especially used for elderly womens vagina that can widen to at least 4 inches (perhaps a fist) wide.

"Gosh, Susan, you should have seen grandma's ole chirpy last night. She had at least 5 eggs up there!"

by Old Man Wilson October 15, 2006

Ole

A man who is very very clever, also a fucking legend. Aka our teacher. OLLEBOLLE

- Johanne and Sugi

That man is very very Ole!

He is such a nice Ole.

by ugly toto August 21, 2018

The Ol' Time-of-Day

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.

Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"

by Montgomery Dean Cappo III August 3, 2010

Big Ole

Large black man

"Bro that sure is a big ole"

by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 23, 2024

dirty ol wanka!

an old man on omegle trying to jack off.

that old man is a dirty ol wanka! do you see how hes looking at you?!

by nana whats my name July 16, 2011