Dad Syndrome

When a younger lad, who has been unable to attend alcohol oriented happenings, finally gets to go out and therefore drinks enormous amounts . Thereby resembling a middle aged man who finally gets to leave the kids at home and go out for a cold one with the boys - without having to think about the hangover and breathing pure alcohol into the head of his child, the day after. Hence naming this, the dad syndrome

"Mikey is really knocking those beers down eh? - Yeah he has been working the entire month, he has the dad syndrome"

by FarsFedeFerie June 5, 2020

Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020

Vanessa's Dad

Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter

Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

Phrog Dad

A phrog that wears a pink hat

Phrog dad has a pink hat

by F r o g November 4, 2020

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023