myspace

A site designed to have massive lag and down time secretly disguised as a "networking tool".
When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day.
This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine.
It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.

Friend 1:Hey have you seen julie today?
Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists.
Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :(
Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.

by Will In SC February 6, 2007

myspace

a site that people love to bitch about. myspace is for emo bitches is an example. also, myspace is for people who need to get a life. and myspace is a dumb-ass popularity contest.
the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments.

how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them

god, myspace is so fucking stupid

i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame

fuck that, i fucking hate myspace

did you comment my new pictures?

by jthurlow May 19, 2007

MySpace

What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written chain letters a day.

Hey, Zach, I noticed you didn't comment for comment on my MySpace.

by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009

Myspace Whore

basically an eleven year old girl that says shes 17, shows pictures of her ass to feel better about the fact that she doesnt do half the shit she says and really cant back herself up becuz she relies on other people to "kick" someone elses ass (quotes becuz 98% of all myspace whore threats are unreal). also the reason why the internet is evil, becuz there is a girl that has a million freinds and tries to beat out tila tequila, but never will. Tom Anderson, the founder of Myspace, created a great product, but basically should delete all myspace whores.

1. true story: there is an 11 year old girl that had a picture of a g string with a ribbon tied around it...no bs...
2. Tila Tequila is the ultimate myspace whore...hands down...

by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006

myspace

A website completely hated on Urban Dictionary which is actually not that bad. Helps to keep in touch and meet friends of friends and new people.

DISCLAIMER: It is addictive though...

Today I made a Myspace, so I got to talk to my best friend Stacy who lives in California!

by siaurjadfnjszhjdhaajdh2255885522336 October 16, 2006

myspace photo

When someone goes upto a friend and randomly strikes a pose with them facing into no particular direction as if they're having their photo taken and it being put onto someones myspace.

*goes up to mate*
dude 1:'MYSPACE PHOTO'
everyone:'eeeeehhhhhhhhhh'
*strikes a pose with the fingers gangsta thingo*

by coinroller July 30, 2007

myspace

The recent fad that has swept the world over.Although this site is a very good site for networking and a way for friends to keep in contact with each other it also has many downsides to it
A large majority of the users encourage being an emo fag, a goth whore, a gangstuh thug, or a stupid scene kid. Usual users of "myspace whores" post the most retarded bulletins about doing something ridiculous and reposting on the penalty of having bad luck for the rest of your life, or getting killed at a certain time period in a few days, and other such nonsense. Although this website / networking ploy had many "good" users the majority of the users are emo bitches who like it up the ass, and or scene kids who take picures in their bathrooms, pictures from a "birds eye view" looking up, and photoshopped pictures so they have no acne. Many of these people are known as "myspace whores," usually the myspace whores add random people to their friends list to boost their self esteem and show that they have more "friends" online then in real life

myspace whore: "lets talk on myspace tonight!"
myspace whore#2: "totally we can comment back and forth even tho we live right next door to each other, and our windows are 5 feet apart and i could just call you or come over, but i would rather just comment you or start a message conversation with you"
myspace whore: "thats so true, and we can add random people so we have a larger friends list of people who we dont know and say that we are hot, so our self esteem is raised!"
myspace whore #2: "totally!"

by KiMCHi CrAkA November 4, 2006