A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.
Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off
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Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.
Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.
Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.
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James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
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Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained
Verb - Mark-Splaining
Adverb - Mark-Splained
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Get the Mark Twain mug.Coughtation Mark, (Noun) Is the use in text, and in verbal speech, of the word "cough" or by emulating the bodily function of "coughing" to humorously hide and or interject a snarky phrase or comment during conversation, usually meant to possibly annoy one person, while potentially amusing others present or partaking in said conversation.
Female: Does this make my butt look big?
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
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Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks
Male: *Cough* thicc AF *Cough*
Female: Did you just say "cough"
Male: Yes, I used Coughtation Marks
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