July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 27, 2021

July 31st

July 31st is the national Tara Yummy day

that's the day we celebrate the most awesome person in this world Tara Yummy

it's July 31st, so it's Tara Yummy day I have to celebrate this

by bisnacksueel July 31, 2021

July 1

The best girl I have ever met was born on this day and I would do anything(literally) for her....

Damn I love July 1...

by ELKAFIII March 6, 2022

July 2nd

When the most handsome man in the world is born 😘 who is such an amazing person and bf who only deserves success and happiness in the future and whatever they desire

a date when a amazing man or woman is born

Woah that person was born on july 2nd

they must be amazing

by DOCTOR SIR MC LOADIM August 8, 2021

July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 26

If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.

Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.

by Armanei November 22, 2021

July 27

Who is born this day has a XXL cock
And never forgets the strap at home.

“Damn he was born on july 27 ? he definitely is strapped with double Glizzys!”

by canecas November 23, 2021