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jason

A complete asshole but caring friend on the inside. Somehow he has a huge dick.
by Jaxan February 24, 2019
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Jason Cibrin

Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.

Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
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Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus
At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.
by anonymous October 18, 2021
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jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a very hot man a lot of girls take videos of him secretly and he has a lot of stalkers and he will definitely grow up to be very successful he treats girls that starts with a very nice but sometimes shy around them he also has a secret crush that either starts with K,C or A
Jason is so nice and hot
by Ilovejasonhesohot57282 November 22, 2021
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Jason

Did you hear about Jason, such a douche.
by peniseater234 November 26, 2019
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Aidan Jason Wolfe

Dude:ur sexy Aidan

Aidan Jason Wolfe:*flirting noises*
by Ching Chong go away October 22, 2020
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