The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

by thepotato64 October 17, 2017

by realluy May 4, 2023

a cunt
by - jades girlfriend November 25, 2022

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3
Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
by Shower.socks August 29, 2021

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015

Jade has a awesome humor, she is crazy and nice. She a a laugh that is a little scary that scares away the boys. She is a good hunter and pulling horses
Jade is awesome
by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019
