Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
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by LoneTree April 24, 2017
Get the There's nothing on the internet mug.The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.
by The Macbroker August 23, 2011
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2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
by JessStar245 August 17, 2020
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B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011
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Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
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by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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