Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

Ing

Ing is a very cool and nice person. Usually Ing's are emos and they show their emoness with pride! Ing's also are the smartest people I have ever met and they keep their vision great with carrots! If you see an Ing, make sure to tell them how cool they are. Ing may sound like a weird name/nickname but don't judge it.

"I saw an emo girl that was buying carrots, her name was Ing! She was very kind and also cool."

by s.spring March 19, 2022

Steve-ing

To play devils advocate

I'm going to be Steve-ing tonight in this debate.

by Emos Unicorn April 1, 2021

joke-ing

When the leader of the nation makes and incredibly stupid remark, only to have his aides follow up by saying it was only a “joke.”

The president said he would like to nuke hurricanes to stop their destruction when coming onshore, but his chief of staff said he was only joke-ing.

by euphemismo August 29, 2019

Chloe Morgan-ing

When phrase or mannerism is indicative of the popular tap dancer, actress, and stage manager, Chloe Morgan.

I am Chloe Morgan-ing in front of my coworkers and I don't know how to stop.

by Cinny123 November 8, 2022

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

Day One-ing

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015