I'm not afraid to die

You too? Damn....

The feeling you get when you're so depressed you dont even care if you die

Bill - man, you okay? You didn't even flinch!
Me - man I'm sorry I'm not afraid to die

by Donkey__tonkey__honkeyhonkey February 7, 2021

Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Meme used when using an absurdly strong move in a game, particularly when spamming it. It is typically in a hack & slash game but can also be used in other games like fighting games or Ultrakill

Hakita: "V2 can now shoot your coins. This mechanic was added to prevent coin spam"

Ultrakill community: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it." RMB + F

by DoubleDickDan July 7, 2023

I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.

Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.

by Intergalactic November 26, 2014

I'm Gonna Bone

The common term used when a person planning to have intercouse is going to drive his sticky cock into a puss where said cock should be.

"I'm Gonna Bone in a puss where i belong" Chris Daughtry

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

I'm da best!

A term steming from a Jerky Boys skit that is extremely cocky and used in a very convincing manor. It is used only in a comedical sense.

"How good are you?"

"I'm da best!"

by Glen W. August 30, 2005

i'm gonna cum!

A common phrase used during the act of sex or masturbation, usually exclusively used by men. It signifies appraoching orgasm and/or ejaculation. The ending "cum" is a play on the word come, and in turn derived from the common term cum.

"Oh god! I'm gonna cum!"

by thedoctor44 June 20, 2007