Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

Hard Gard

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.

"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."

by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009

Try Hard

A typical, so called Try-Hard, is somebody who thinks is realy good at a game that is being played, but in reality this person is most-likely the worst player (of the team), even though he\she is attempting to be the best and is putting the most effort into the game...

Basketball might be a good example for a Try Hard, this person makes a 3 pointer once in a while, but in general he\she is awfully bad\sucks at the game !

by Julz June 11, 2014

Hard ice

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Simple hard

A simple hard is something that is simple that you find hard.

That book was a simple hard

by Helloiamsmart February 19, 2020