Hard ice

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

unnaturally hard

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

by el barto January 15, 2003

Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

Hard Gard

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.

"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."

by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009

Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Mia Harding

A Mia Harding is an amazing girl lovely and sweet she is incredibly sexy and has good taste she is good at sports is u have a Mia Harding in ur life a miracle has happened ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

That Girl is so sexy she must be a Mia Harding

by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022