Flat-A

It's a word to describe an A student who is a smartass who is arrogant and thinks he's smarter than AlbertEinstein and thinks his IQ is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 quintillion.
Guy: What did you get on the AA2 test with MANDEEP Kumar you Nasal Passage
Tareq: A Flat-A
Guy: Go kill yourself you aeronautical Nasal engineer
by Nasal Passage February 06, 2018
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Flat-A

It's the word when you're a smart ass and you're just such a big piece of shit that you're just a fricken Albert Einstein Mofo.

It's not an A- or an A+ it's just a nice flat and juicy A
Dis dumbass mofo: Yo what'd u got on the test u nasal passage
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha I got a Flat-A
Dis dumbass mofo: Wow, ur such a nasal passage.
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha, at least I'm not a refurbished Amarjeet Fifa support.
by JuicyFatPigletSlayer February 06, 2018
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Flat Rim

The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.
Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.
by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022
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kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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Flat white

When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor
If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white
by Nightungale January 29, 2021
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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 29, 2017
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