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Erection

What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.
Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.
by Ali Bashir February 18, 2006
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Relationshop

When two people have a relationship just to maintain a business or when one of them fakes having feelings for the other just for the sake of saving their business.
A man thinking to himself: " My business is about to collapse, I should come up w something... ' EUREKA!' I will approach my dumb female business partner."

Man: Hey lets hang out?

Dumb woman: SURE! ( in a happy go lucky fashion)

Man: You know, I always thought you are quite interesting and beautiful... I like you a lot. Would you like us to get to know eachother well? Lets have dinner tonight.

Dumb woman: I actually like you too, OK!

(then they end up sleeping and in the following days become a "couple" woman constantly keeps taking pics w her arm wrapped around him head tilted on his cheek.)

(Another girl that was ditched by the cowardice relationshop guy) : Wow, what a pathetic relationshoper of a guy he is.
by politicallyuncompromising December 4, 2010
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A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st
“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”
by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020
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election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
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Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
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nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af
Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell
by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017
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healthy relationship weight

When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
by Tugktx May 29, 2016
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