Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Drag queen story hour

The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!

Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

draggender

Everything about you is an act. The real you is buried so deep you don’t even know what you actually think gender is anymore. At this point you’re either extremely dissociative or non-binary and confused. Either way the only way to truthfully say you don’t know is to pick drag as your gender. Because every interaction you have feels fake. You can express yourself as whatever is best in any situation.

They identify as draggender they’ll be whatever gender you want.

by Tsurara Shirayuki August 12, 2023

Drag Time

Always running late because it takes as long as it takes to look this fabulous!

Leslie: “Is Katy ready to leave or is she still doing her hair and makeup?”
Ryan: “Ugh, no, she’s running on Drag Time, again.”
Katy: “Y’all hush! It takes however long it takes to look this amazing!”

by KatyHaltertop September 3, 2023

djagit

When you get what you deserve or get what the expected outcome is commonly agreed upon being. Pronounced like a hung over sloppy thread of, “that’s what you get.”
Think Django Unchained.

Bob-“Man! I didn’t pay my electric bill and now the lights won’t turn on.”
Tom-“Well, djagit”

by Djagit September 9, 2023

drag

Usually a bitch faggot that likes dipping in envy, used to refer to romanian soyboys.

P1: Wow look at drag over there
P2: Lol what a loser!

by totallyfr September 30, 2023