Deuce Digits

When one fingers his/her asshole, then runs out without cleaning their hands. Usually occurs during sporting events or when the victim is late for a meeting.

"Hey Bill, Marsha has some deuce digits!" Complained Roy. "Yeah, she likes to finger her asshole when she's stuck in traffic." Replied Bill.

by Big Rex 3000 October 5, 2003

digitizen

To describe a citizen from a city who must(or tends to) rely on mobiles, Internet, emails etc. to survive their lives.

Scenario: Digitizen Joon went to visit digitizen Ram over at his place.

Joon: I don't seem to be getting any reception on my pre-paid mobile. I need to send out an email now so could I use your Internet for a sec?
Ram: Sorry, just got disconnected last night coz I forgot to pay the bill.
Joon: Dude! How can you live without it? Pay it now!
Ram: But I can't seem to be able to pay it online...

by gadgetfish October 3, 2007

DiGiacomo

A fat fucking shit with a whore for a girlfriend. They are both porkers

Oh look its DiGiacomo, watch out his fat ass will eat all our shit!"

by Joe Nelly July 9, 2004

digital

a digital scale

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

digital blackface

when white people use black emojis unironically

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface

by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

dangling digit of destiny

Cute, alliterative name for the penis.

Come suck on my dangling digit of destiny!

by mero February 4, 2003

digitalx

also known for notorious homosexuality

by CAL|Patrick April 14, 2003