To sit in someone’s lap and bounce, while your break the heart of the person that loves you most in the world. You looked him in the eye and broke his heart.
Did you see what she did in front of him??? And he had to even adjust his pants
Yeah man, she totally did a neda
Yeah man, she totally did a neda
by Moondoggeh February 23, 2024
by Rosavanwinkle June 02, 2023
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023
by EpicDoggo476 April 28, 2021
Hym "Already did it once. I didn't the thing I said I would do when I created A.I. I'll do it again when I find a kid to murder."
You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."
Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."
You "Well, there's nothing we could have done about that."
Hym "That's a lie. You could have told the truth."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2024
If someone (especially a short, male , brunette with glasses) brings up that he's in a band... AGAIN
by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 01, 2023
by Willllllllllllllllllllliam December 01, 2023