cotton traders

A person who wears Rugby shirts to work when should be dressed smartly

Steve : Look out, here comes Cotton Traders Vale

Pete : I wear better clothes than that when I'm knuckle sludging

by SkuttleFucker September 14, 2008

Cotton Strudel

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock

"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"

by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009

Cotton Mouth

An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth

Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.

by Delilah58967 December 14, 2021

Storm the cotton gin

To cut ones hair into the shape of a pineapple latte

Hey bro want me to storm the cotton gin for you today

by Dunkindildos March 22, 2021

Cotton Hill

1)A person that killed 50 men... with boring stories about stroking. 2)Resident of some slave supporting state that seems to be obsessed with Hank Hills urethra. 3)13 year old girl with braces and a limp.

Cotton hill really likes Hank Hill's urethra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

cottonballs

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003