Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out
It out
by Aizakku October 1, 2019
Get the National Blowjob daymug. when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Texas Blowjobmug. “Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024
Get the Brooklyn Blowjobmug. When someone lies on their back with their head hanging over the edge and opens their mouth while the other person proceeds to fuck their mouth.
by Boiled baby hands February 10, 2024
Get the over the edge blowjobmug. Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?
by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025
Get the Brazilian Blowjobmug. When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018
Get the Capri Sun Blowjobmug. When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
Get the Beijing Blowjobmug.