Miss the biscuit

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

Bunny biscuit

An ugly MILF that tries to seduce you.

His mom is a real Bunny Biscuit.

by Charles Darwin 23 October 22, 2017

European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022

Biscuit Butter

The combination of fake tan, cum, and sweat. This is mad when you have tan on and get cummed on and makes a thick brown substance which smells like biscuits and has the texture of butter.

“Dude, she got her biscuit butter on me”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Smokey Biscuit

Ciggarette

She finished the smokey biscuit and rubbed it out with the toe of her stiletto.

by WiseCookie August 9, 2018

biscuit taco

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020