changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 06, 2022

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Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022

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national change ur pfp day

bc anna said so and it has to be something completely different and not related to your old one.

omg it’s January 15 it’s time to change my pfp to anything but the same thing it was before because it’s national change ur pfp day!

by urnewstepmom January 15, 2021

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gan chang

References Adam Levine giving another man androgynous fellatio while maintaining an acne free face

Mick Jagger infamously caught gan changing David Bowie which is why, to this day, people say the best thing that ever came in or out of his mouth was some Bowester.

by simonoslaughter April 06, 2017

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