Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.

*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

Pineapple

Code word for marijuana

"I just had a bowl of pineapple."

"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"

Or simply, "Pineapple :)"

by pandabear112 September 24, 2011

Pineapple Owl

One of the oppositions to Smurf Cat and Strawberry Elephant. Originated in 2023 on TikTok

Person 1: Have you seen the battle between the Smurf Cat and the Pineapple Owl?
Person 2: Get the fuck off tiktok for once in your goddamn life and do something productive.

by Angie-the October 20, 2023

Pineapple

Probably the name of your crush, ykik?

"Omg, is that Pineapple talking to a girl?!"
"Pineapple looks so weird, why do you even like him?"
"Can you check if Pineapple's there?"

by generationZed October 23, 2023

Pineapple paint

Means the same thing as sperm

It makes these hoes thirsty when they see the pineapple paint

by Grajdanin Mira November 13, 2023

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024