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Jason is the goat,Jason is the most sexiest person you will ever meet,Jason has the most caring heart and he will make you laugh a whole bunch,Jason is a ladies man,Jason is a very brave person
Person 1:Hey it’s Jason so great?
by Tommy1852 March 20, 2025
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Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.
Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.
by DefPoetic May 21, 2022
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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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jason pham

fag zombie monkey gay bitch who lives in india
ugh jason pham is such a zombie gay bitch. He unfriended me! ASAP!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men
"He gives head just like a Jason!"
by The Niggar April 12, 2023
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Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.
Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023
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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
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